Based on the BILLION-times-downloaded game! The FRUIT NINJAS have mastered
the art of Juice Jitsu (no, really!) which unlocks hidden powers through the
slicing of fruit (seriously) so they can protect their neighbors from
time-traveling super-villains! (still with us?)

PLUS: An ANCIENT FRUIT
NINJAS tale from a thousand years ago, featuring a PIG and a PEACH!

PLUS
PLUS: A JETPACK JOYRIDE tale featuring a dude with a jetpack battling flying
hippos with buttercream-based weaponry! HOW did we fit ALL this ridiculously
amazingly dumb stuff into ONE volume? PAY MONEY TO FIND OUT!